Smoking a joint on a segway is illegal in Holand
Well, the joint isn't but the segway is apparently. As of New Year's the dutch Royal traffic agency has banned this awesome mode of transport becuuase:
'It doesn't have a brake, you brake by leaning back, and that's clearly not permissible.'
Oh man. This is such a funny country. More can be read here.
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